Norwegian Stalker's Requiem

from Late Night Electric Watermelon by Phil Nichol

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I love him
Like a fish loves to swim
I need him
Like a princess needs a whim
I’m crazy
Like a monkey on a limb
I love him
Like a bin man loves his bins
(Norwegian rap)
I’m lonely
Like a tonic without the gin
I need him
Like a gay man needs a rim
I’m crazy
Like an amputee without a limb
I hate him
Like a fat chick hates the gym
You asshole
You creep
I’m going to kill you
In your sleep
So be prepared
My teeth are bared
Your days are numbered
Just like the ones we shared
Goodbye dead boy
Hope you enjoy
Hope you enjoy
Goodbye dead boy
Hope you enjoy
Sleeping with your eyes
Wide open
(Norwegian rap)
I love him
I need him
I want him
I hate him


from Late Night Electric Watermelon, released February 23, 2014


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