Kill yourself
Set yourself free
Kill yourself
It’s the only way to be
Grab a kitchen fork
Stick it in your throat
And as you draw your dying breath
Leave a little note saying
I’ve killed myself
There’s a chilli in the fridge
I’ve killed myself
Say goodbye to the kids
Death is not the end
Said the Dalai Lama
So take a part time job
As a suicide bomber
If you want to hasten
Your mortality
Question Mike Tyson’s
Sexuality
Climb the Eiffel tower
Throw yourself from the top
Or pull a replica gun
On an American cop
Kill yourself
It’s the only way to go
Kill yourself
That’s the end of the show
Hitler, Cobain, Cleopatra
At least they did it their way
Unlike Frank Sinatra
Doo be doo be
Do yourself in x3
Whoa
Whoa
In a river
Off a cliff
With a bullet
Or a knife
By a train
On a boat
In a pact
With your wife
Slash your wrist
Suffocate
Why wait
Just kill yourself
When you say album, are you using the Arabic for 'the' when you say 'al'? What do i think of the bum? Daniel Kitson as the bum or the bum as an entity in itself? Although the bum as an entity in itself would be a bit weird, so I'll assume you mean Daniel Kitson as the bum, yeah I love 'im, bloody wordy geezer. blimey100
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