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You show your vagina
For a piece of popcorn
And everyone around you
Starts to laugh

But you mean much more to me
Emotionally Challenged Girl

One two three
Then you start to pee
And drink your urine
From a paper cup
Those kids are not your friends

Emotionally Challenged Girl

You might think that is weird
When I tell you
Not to wear your poo as a beard
Well I’ll tell you
Don’t show your ass
And don’t flash your tits
Don’t eat plums whole
And shit out the pits

Don’t run away
And don’t turn your back
And take that chewed up Frisbee
From you crack
You mean so much to me
You are my fantasy

Kiss me
Its ecstasy
Emotionally Challenged Girl
Emotionally Challenged Girl
Emotionally Challenged Girl
La lala la la
La la la la la
La la


from Late Night Electric Watermelon, released February 23, 2014


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